My Favorite WNBA Players Based On Name Alone

You know how when you just move to LA and you have some friends but not a ton of friends and what friends you do have are gone for the holidays and you’re just hanging out on a Saturday alone feeling sorry for yourself because you haven’t been invited to any holiday parties and all of your friends in New York are going to eight holiday parties a day and it doesn’t even feel like Christmas here so you compile a list of your favorite names of WNBA players? You know how that happens? It’s such a cliche, I know, and everyone has their own list, but this is mine. It also occurs to me that a fun game could be WNBA Player or 17th Century Sea Captain?:

Epiphanny Prince

Carolyn Swords

Courtney Vandersloot

Shavorite Zellous

Tangela Smith

Essence Carson

Quanitra Hollingsworth

Plenette Pierson

Cappie Pondexter

Alexis Hornbuckle

Seimone Augustus

Belinda Snell