My Three-Month Facebook Dialogue With A Scammer From Malaysia Pretending To Be A Beautiful Woman
My friend and fellow McSweeney’s contributer Teddy Wayne wrote this. That is, he wrote to a “woman” named Claire Anrie who friend-ed him on Facebook, and “she” wrote back. It’s hilarious. One of my favorite exchanges in it is this:
Teddy Wayne: Come to New York! We have many restaurants, discotheques, nightclubs. Claire Anrie: can you accommodate me? Teddy Wayne: Of course! Claire Anrie: do you think is proper fro you to do that Teddy Wayne: Why not? We have known each other only a short time, but I feel I already know you well in some ways. Claire Anrie: – am so much in love with you Teddy Wayne: I would buy you concert tickets, stereo, red dress.
– am cool
– i like a guy who knows how to treat a lady
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