Walker's Wheelhouse

Blog of writer and comedian Sarah Walker. This is her Wheelhouse.

World’s Ugliest Dog Winner!

"Bicycle Race" by Queen. Lot of naked chicks on bikes in this one, NSFW

"Ballad of the Golden Bird" by Magic Castles. Hella chill.

Email I Got From Barack Obama

Barack Obama <info@barackobama.com>
9:12 AM (6 minutes ago)
Sarah —

I keep a to-do list in my desk.

It’s ambitious, but you and I didn’t set out to do easy things. Here is today’s list:

1. Make pancakes

2. Clean room

3. Pay gas bill

4. Go to grocery store (pancake mix)

5. Wash dishes (pancake bowl)

6. Take a run (45 minutes to work off pancakes)

7. Make some calls

8. Host pancake dinner

No president can do it alone.

Say you’re in:


There’s a lot of work to do — thanks for doing your part.


"Call to Be" by Dana Buoy

"The Ship Song" Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

"I Love You" by Robyn Hitchcock

Watch Make Way for Ducklings on PBS. See more from WENH.

"Make Way for Ducklings" by Robert McCloskey. Classic children’s book, set in Boston. 

The 20th century? I could pick a century out of a hat, blindfolded, and get a better one!

—Linus Larrabee in Sabrina (1954)