December 2011
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My Favorite WNBA Players Based On Name Alone
You know how when you just move to LA and you have some friends but not a ton of friends and what friends you do have are gone for the holidays and you’re just hanging out on a Saturday alone feeling sorry for yourself because you haven’t been invited to any holiday parties and all of your friends in New York are going to eight holiday parties a day and it doesn’t even feel like...
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My Three-Month Facebook Dialogue With A Scammer... →
My friend and fellow McSweeney’s contributer Teddy Wayne wrote this. That is, he wrote to a “woman” named Claire Anrie who friend-ed him on Facebook, and “she” wrote back. It’s hilarious. One of my favorite exchanges in it is this:
Teddy Wayne: Come to New York! We have many restaurants, discotheques, nightclubs.
Claire Anrie: can you accommodate me?
Teddy...
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