Should be writing, did this bad photoshop instead. The point is, I TRIED.
From the upcoming Woods album, “With Light And With Love” out April 15th on Woodsist Records
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With Light And With Love
release date: April 15, 2014
http://www.woodsist.com/ So good.
To tip or not to tip, that is the question.
I wrote this for Thrillist. I thought it was a comedy point/counter point, seems like people take these things seriously.
I took my first Buzzfeed quiz “What Dolly Parton song are you?” just because it said it was written by Dolly Parton. Doubt it, but anyway, I got “Jolene.”
Watch Awkward on MTV tonight at 10! I wrote the episode. It’s about the age old rivalry between senior and sophomore girls.
RIP Bob Hoskins. He made me very, very happy.
You’re really going to do it! You’re going to ask the love of your life to marry you! Fuck yeah, that is so tight!
"The Devil in Me" by Pony Boy. I love this so much.
I’m in the Cookie of the Month Club. I’m not bragging. I didn’t decide to join it myself because I’m a lady of leisure with extra income to spend on cruise rides and decadent baked goods that come to my very door. It was a gift. From a famous person with thousands of dollars to spare you ask? Surprisingly, no. It was a Christmas present from a regular person with a normal job. So maybe you should think about what kind of gifts you give to your friends and if they’re up to snuff.
Listen, this isn’t about a guilt trip about your sub par gift giving or my exclusive membership to a club that you aren’t in. I simply want to write a review of the cookies each month. January has come and gone and the cookies were good. I believe they were regular chocolate chip and chocolate chocolate chip, but I can’t recall them specifically because I’m not some memory genius and I live in a hectic workaday world. So I’ll begin my reviews with February’s cookies.
Type of Cookie: Peanut Butter
Texture: Crumbly and a little hard, which isn’t my speed but I know some people enjoy that.
Taste: Peanut buttery with a hint of salt.
Overall impressions: I won’t kick any cookie out of bed, but I prefer a softer texture with less salty after taste.
Until next month!